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INSTRUCTOR CATEGORIES - by Dieter Fischer

Category 5

a) Enjoys starting first lessons at 5 am.

b) Talks to students about any subject, including religion and politics.

c) Knows every student by name and what standard they are at.

d) Reports on road safety to the Prime Minister.

e) Sees danger a mile ahead and places foot on dual controls.

Category 4

a) Starts first lesson at 6 am if necessary.

b) Talks to students about any subject, excluding religion and politics.

c) Knows every student by first name and when they last stalled the car.

d) Reports on road safety to the Minister of Transport.

e) Sees danger a kilometer ahead and looks for dual controls.

Category 3

a) Starts first lesson at 8 am reluctantly.

b) Talks to students if they start a conversation, but not about religion or politics.

c) Knows most students by their surname and when they last crashed the car.

d) Reports on Road Safety to the local Automobile Association.

e) Sees danger ahead, but only with glasses on. Thanks God for dual controls.

Category 2

a) Starts first lesson at 9 am, but cancels in bad weather.

b) Talks to self, including religion but not politics.

c) Has to ask students for their name and what standard they are up to.

d) Complains to other instructors about the lack of road safety.

e) Asks student to check on danger ahead. Forgets to use dual controls!

Category 1

a) Sleeps in until 9 am, does not like teaching in peak hours.

b) Argues with self, mainly about religion.

c) Calls all males mate, females sweetheart. Loses students before any standard is reached.

d) Does not know how to spell raod safty.

e) Looks for glasses and presses carpet after students scream for help.